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Anonymous asked: How tall are you?

jobhaver:

*attempts to measure my height in feet using my own foot as a measure* *discovers i can eat my own ass*

bevgodsgirls:

skittle-flavoured-mind:

Think “D CUPS ARE HUGE”? Think again!The top bra is a 32A and the bottom bra is a 28D.32A = 30B (less band more cup in the bra) = 28CSo a 28D is only one volume bigger than a 32A!Can you fit into a 28? Measure snugly under your boobs.Bras stretch 4 to 5 inches, but these are ALREADY built into the bra aka, a 28” bra stretches to around 29” (to allow for breathing) and unstretched is about 4 to 5 inches tighter.If you measure 28” underbust and think a 28 would be too tight, it’s likely your current bra wires are sitting on top of your breast tissue… so it’s your boobs being too big making it feel tight, and not the bandRecently, a lady on ABTF had been wearing 36B when she was actually 28FF. She didn’t fill out the cups in 36B so she thought she was an “A”. In reality, the cups, if pulled tight enough to her, would be too small. Gapping sometimes means the cups are too far away because of a too loose band,  and not too big!

Remember all these things I’m telling you all about bras?

bevgodsgirls:

skittle-flavoured-mind:

Think “D CUPS ARE HUGE”? Think again!

The top bra is a 32A and the bottom bra is a 28D.

32A = 30B (less band more cup in the bra) = 28C

So a 28D is only one volume bigger than a 32A!

Can you fit into a 28? Measure snugly under your boobs.

Bras stretch 4 to 5 inches, but these are ALREADY built into the bra aka, a 28” bra stretches to around 29” (to allow for breathing) and unstretched is about 4 to 5 inches tighter.

If you measure 28” underbust and think a 28 would be too tight, it’s likely your current bra wires are sitting on top of your breast tissue… so it’s your boobs being too big making it feel tight, and not the band

Recently, a lady on ABTF had been wearing 36B when she was actually 28FF. She didn’t fill out the cups in 36B so she thought she was an “A”. In reality, the cups, if pulled tight enough to her, would be too small. Gapping sometimes means the cups are too far away because of a too loose band,  and not too big!

Remember all these things I’m telling you all about bras?

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raisaesibet:

this ones better >.<

raisaesibet:

this ones better >.<

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laurakvstheworld:

surechigai:

A flexible rapier made during the 19th century in Toledo, Spain.

I’d wear it as a crown and slit the throat of any man who tried to touch me.

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puffymind:

you better twerk bitch

puffymind:

you better twerk bitch

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

lokiator:

hearing an actor’s real accent for the first time

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Did you mean this man

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ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

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naturemetaltolkien:

Some Christians are said to be angry at the movie Noah due to some made up plot points.
Because a fictitious film about a fictitious story from a fictitious book is ‘historically inaccurate’.

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